These Avaters make us all look like we've got big 'doe' eyes and youthful looks?

no-ones ugly, but i bet behind us there are some real howlers
Im a twenty five stone grease monkey living in a trailer in deepest Alabama, I wear an oily cap to cover my white sweaty dome head, I constantly stuff pizza and beer when playing YA.
I cant get up to go to the loo so I fill up bottles around me and empty them once a week, I have a chevy gear box in my kitchen so I cant cook I usually go to bed with my head in a bargain bucket from KFC
now r
the sewer is blocked and the money I sponge off the state is not enough to fix it and now the whole lot is a stench zone, So who wants to take me on a date .?
Now there's men in space suits staking yellow tape all around my plot, Whadsitsay....er Oh.! RESTRICTED ZONE. Well dang! and I'll be darned.

Oh! Oh! Me.....pick me!

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