Just in time for Halloween! Can you write a vampire story using these phrases??
1) The smell is ...... irresistible! 2) It is a myth! Come here ... I'll show you! 3) Moonlight becomes you! 4) It is not exactly at mealtime Zoo! 5) So tell me what it's like ......... 6) After 3000 years, I've become a bit .. Leave ...... a sentence if you must!
Interview with Hi vampire. My name is Jan Brady and I met a guy on the Internet. Just Pals - nothing serious. However, when I told him I was starting a job Independent as a reporter for the newspaper "Daily Planet", he volunteered to be my first interview. He told his story exclusively would almost make my career. I said: "How?" And he replied: "I am a vampire." I thought it was just a joke, but agreed to meet him at the zoo. It was a public place - should be safe enough. He said he would answer me just inside the door after sundown. As he was psychic, he would find me - no description needed. "Good evening, Jan," he said, as he took me by the arm and led me to a picnic table nearby. I told him, "Are you" vlad666? - What is your name anyway? "He said:" It is officially Count Vladimir Von door locks, but most people call me "The Count," because I like to count. Ha! Ha! Ha! "Are you really a vampire, or was it just a line, I asked. The Count replied:" Do you have a compact with a mirror in your bag? " I could not imagine why I ask this question. I thought maybe just his way of telling me that I had something stuck in my teeth. "Actually I do, I replied." Keep us so that we can study the issue, "he directed." Now, what you see? "Has he asked." Did you see me? "I had to admit that I have not." It's weird! I said. "Must be something wrong with the mirror! replied the count, "Vampires cast no reflection." I felt a shiver up my spine, as I went back to the other side of the table. "Then, Earl, if I had to wear a garland of garlic around my neck - that prevent you bite me, right? "I asked, I just had one in my bag in case I need it." Count von door locks laughed and said: "It's a myth! Come here .... I'll show you! "... .." Damn! "I thought:" It always works in movies! "" Why are you asking me to meet you at the zoo? "I asked. The Count replied:" Because that's where I hang my cape so to speak. My coffin is hidden in a crypt beneath the cage of the gorilla. "I thought:" I'm sorry I asked. Is this guy Looney Tunes, or what? "The count went on to say:" One of the reasons why I like it here so much, is the constant flow of people. With my vampiric hearing acute, I can listen to anyone at any time. For example, this family there - the little girl is disappointed because the animals are all asleep. His father explained that the animals usually sleep after dinner. He said, 'This is not exactly the time food Zoo! "So tell me what it means to be a vampire?" I asked. The Count replied: "You know, a picture is worth 10,000 words. Image you flying over a city in a starry sky at night. The sights, smells ... ... sniff, sniff, sniff ... ... Fie Fie For! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman! And the smell is freakin 'amazing! "Count Focus, focus!" I cried. "We are conducting an interview here. You can join later. So what do you do during the offseason, when the zoo is closed? "I asked. The Count replied:" Sometimes I hibernate. At other times I just got out a little snack ... ... a mouse can rush through, and I just grab it by the tail and suck as if it were a pickle Dill. Other times, birds are almost there to catch it, especially in the first part of the evening. I while the habit of biting their heads off, spitting on them, and then I can suck their blood hot hot. I tried to bite his neck in the years before, but does work because I used just end up with a mouth full of feathers. Hate feathers! "You know what," said the Count. "Moonlight you suits! You must always be seen in the moonlight. I could make that possible for you, forever. Just think, you never get over, and live forever! "Speaking of forever ... ... Is it possible to end your life, death, ER, or whatever you call it?" I asked. "Some call it my reign of terror! "Laughed the count. "But seriously - in two ways. A wooden stake driven through my heart that I put in my coffin for Day .... Or the light itself can burn me to a crisp. "Well, sir, I think that about wraps it in our meeting, I said. "I can not think of other issues. Replied the Count," What about my offer to make you immortal, just like me? "I replied, Count, as tempting as your offer may be, I am a vegetarian, and the idea of being on a diet of blood, all the brands that I want to throw! "The count said:" Jan Brady, after 3000 years, I've become a bit set in my ways, and I always get my way. It is useless for you I refuse. You do not understand that I never reveal my secrets in the Daily Planet? Now, look into his eyes ... deep ... ... ... ... more deep ... .. "Be careful who you meet on the Internet ... BwaHaHaHa!